K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
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I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
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I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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