Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
he shaved USA in his pubs
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I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
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So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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