Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
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The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
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Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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