So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
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Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
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How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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