I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
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he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I think I have vodka in my lungs
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
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making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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