Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
try to milk me bitch
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
