Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
So gin and wine won't be happening again
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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