We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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