I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
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When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
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Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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