she kept yelling 'call me bella'
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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