How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
she pinky promised me she was 18
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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