I heard we made out
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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