I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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