I wish life had little blips of pornography
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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