Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
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Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
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so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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