her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I don't deserve a penis
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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