how hairy? two words: wookie tits
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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