There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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