As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
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I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
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I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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