Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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