Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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