I want to stick my p in your. b.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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