Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
zippers are such a cool invention
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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