In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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