maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
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I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
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Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
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If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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