it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
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