Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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