nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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