How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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