oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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