Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
did i just pee glitter
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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