Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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