My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Someone shit on the floor
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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