hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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