would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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