I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
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No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
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i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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