Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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