In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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