Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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