im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
