I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
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Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
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Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
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