Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
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i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
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Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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