I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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