Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
Randomize
