Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
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