she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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