what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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