seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
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I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
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Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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