I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Randomize
