Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
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drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
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New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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