We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
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she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
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Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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