i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
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That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
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I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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