I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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