WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
