Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
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I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
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I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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