So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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