People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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