There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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